(E): (pointing at his friend) He's gay, not that it's a bad thing.
(Friend): What you say?? I'm not gay!
(ME): Hey it's cool, I'm friends with straight and gay guys.
(Friend): Let me tell you something, I'm not looking for friends
tonight, if you know what I mean...wink wink.
(Silence and shocked). I basically want a btch to fck.
(Me): Well I AIN'T that btch so you can find another girl who can be
your btch to fck tonight.
Wow!!
First of all, you're ugly!
Second of all, you're hella ugly!
Wtf right!!!!
Madel
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1 comment:
Wow Madel. I just mean... wow. Interesting guys that you meet.
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